arijandro:

yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit

ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

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kylejamesmoeller:

fanoffandom:

I actually applauded this post

I thought it was gonna turn into something about sex. Boy was I wrong.

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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

magictransistor:

George Psalmanazar. Illustrations for his Description of Formosa. London. 1704.  

Story here

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becomemorefit:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals

becomemorefit:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals

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http://patronsaintofqualityfootwear.tumblr.com/post/97987814054/angry-stray-dog-sotcsw-toxines-pugs-are

angry-stray-dog:

sotcsw:

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

I’m…

http://psiioniic.tumblr.com/post/97978879343

dreamoflowers:

Okay so I’ve seen a lot of posts in regards to Scotland, and I just need answers. Some posts are saying the yes people are rioting but others are saying it’s the no people, some posts are also saying that the rioters have KKK connections but others are saying the have Nazi…

please read this everyone! especially people in scotland right now!

http://psiioniic.tumblr.com/post/97980102183

psiioniic:

id like to add that some yes voters (obviously not all of them because there are plenty of civil decent people all over) have some very nationalist views saying people not born in scotland shouldnt be allowed to vote with others saying anyone over 65 shouldnt get to vote either because they dont…

My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

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iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

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repoghost:

Really large gif piece I did for two very sweet and patient guys.

This miiight take a while for you to load, apologies to those trying to view it on phones.

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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